| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.
So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Crops Grown: | 5962 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 971 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6136 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
