YuckCraft: NoTofuAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	880

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	543
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ores Mined:	8776	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	103
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4161
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	8906
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Potions Brewed:	173	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9529	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	95/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5356
Mines Excavated:	3663	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2