Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	450897
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Farms Harvested:	498
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	782	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	72
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	945783
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	4495	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.