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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Mines Excavated: 1546
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Crops Grown: 3626 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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