”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	175	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Void Armor Forged:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3894
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!