”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	2968
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	6610	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

1.16.5, 1.16.X, 1.20.X, Anarchy, Auto-mine, Best anti-cheat server, Cases, donation, friendly players, fun players, Griefersky, Griefing, Jobs, Large Online, minecraft server, No Lags, Private plugins, Shop, sky pvp, smartphone games, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Plugins, Weak PCs

WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	864	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchantments Applied:	231	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

character agency, Character development, cultural impact, Diversity, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, games, gaming industry, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Little Girls, Minecraft, narrative design, Player Demographics, Protagonists, representation in media, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, video games

Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	949235
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	5045	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5148	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6913
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!