| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5198 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 515 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
New great Vanilla-SMP-Server, for 1.9.x – 1.19.x!
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5188 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3454 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!
Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!
Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!
Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!
Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!
Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2892 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2840 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6475 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.
join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2056 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3723 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience! |
| Features | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🌍 Step into a World Like No Other! | 🎥 Watch Our Trailer | 🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay | 💹 Progress Your Way | 💵 Player-Driven Economy | 💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win | ⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client. |
| Is there a Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Are there in-game advantages for donations? | No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages. |
| What type of gameplay is available on the server? | Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat. |
| Can I view the server’s world map? | Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.
Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8651 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8809 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4809 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3647 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Features |
|---|
| Encounter custom mobs with unique behaviors and abilities. |
| Wield powerful custom weapons crafted for strategic combat. |
| Explore diverse custom biomes teeming with wonders and challenges. |
| Hunt for valuable loot in crates scattered throughout the world. |
| Keep an eye out for thrilling air drops containing rare rewards. |
| Custom pets with awesome abilities. |
Server Reset and Upgrade Incoming!
Dear Players, We have a special reveal to share with you! The project we’ve poured our hearts into for so long is finally ready for release. Our current survival server is winding down to mark the beginning of this new adventure, a grand reset and a massive upgrade are on the horizon.
Server Reset Date: 6 January 2025 Stay Updated: Watch for announcements on Discord. Join us as we embark on this long-anticipated journey together! See you soon in the revamped world! Warm Regards, Totem Network Staff Team
Join our Discord IP: totem.lunar-mc.net
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When is the server reset date? | The server reset date is set for 6 January 2025. |
| What new features can we expect after the reset? | We will be introducing new custom mobs, weapons, biomes, loot, air drops, and pets with unique abilities for an enhanced gaming experience. |
| How can I stay updated on server announcements? | Watch for announcements on our Discord channel to stay updated on all server news and events. |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 682 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4622 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6113 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 911 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!
Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2384 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
