””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	New Chunks Explored:	252838
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	8121	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Farms Harvested:	807	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!