””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2611
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4644	Dragon Eggs Found:	8551
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6043	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Players Killed by Monsters:	146	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	984	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!