””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	713
Potions Brewed:	65	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7337	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4931	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1993
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Mines Excavated:	2721
Dragon Eggs Found:	732	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	505	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.