””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3397	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	510	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	466	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3263

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.