””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2220
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9337
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	4528	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9471
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3172
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.