””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4983

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	928	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9222
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Potions Brewed:	166

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	122	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Farms Harvested:	252
Buildings Constructed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	New Chunks Explored:	758542
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3085	Magic Items Found:	3034
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.