””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

For Lack of a Better Game

Survival, Vanilla

Greetings, fellow adventurers! We are FLoaBG, the architects behind an extraordinary dream: our magnificent Minecraft server. Brace yourselves for an exhilarating Adventure SMP, where our world transforms into a captivating narrative. Join us as the community expands, unveiling a breathtaking discovery of a mysterious character lurking in the shadows.

But that’s not all! prepare for a cascade of excitement and Immerse yourself in a dynamic storyline with monthly updates and gripping events designed to captivate the community. The server itself undergoes a metamorphosis with each passing month, introducing custom items, exclusive events, and exhilarating gamemodes for everyone to relish and showcase their skills.

Forge alliances and forge your destiny! Dive into the adventure that awaits you where the possibilities are as boundless as your imagination. Craft your own saga alongside newfound friends or embark on a solo quest with a plethora of options and ideas awaiting your exploration. Uncover an arsenal of cutting-edge custom weapons, intricately woven into the rich tapestry of our world and its vibrant community.

But wait, there’s more! Become an integral part of the unfolding saga by contributing your ideas and engaging in the creative process by voting and suggesting your brilliant concepts on our Discord server, the hub where our community thrives and our vision comes to life. Join us on this epic journey as we shape the world into a realm where your wildest dreams and grandest adventures come to fruition!

Come check us out here at our Discord https://discord.floabg.com/ Our Minecraft server ip is: minecraft.floabg.com

We also have an optional mod pack you can download to enhance your gaming experience if you so choose. This can be found on Modrinth under the name FLoaBG Vanilla, or a small guide on our discord server.

– Entrodor_Wolfry and team

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

qwerty

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

QWERTY survival. grief, raid, ally, enjoy! vanilla minecraft.

make teams and fight with other teams, or join up and take over! recently started server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	202	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mineral Network

MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Mineral Network!!!! We Currently have Survival open! We have several gamemodes in the process of being opened! We are working on opening skyblock,towny, and one block!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New! 1.20+ ⭐️ | 600+ Dungeons 🗝️ | 350+ Biomes + Terralith 🌳 | Custom Bosses 🐉 | ⛏️🪨 Custom Ore | 3 Different Worlds 🌪️ | Friendly, No-Grief Community 👫 | No P2W 🚫 | NO RESETS !!!

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Key Highlights:

Discover More:Dive into the detailed world of Dragon Shield for a fair, mod-free MMO RPG adventure. With over 500 unique dungeons and 300+ biomes, the game offers an array of custom bosses, captivating storylines, and the opportunity to forge powerful armor. Select your preferred difficulty level, and join a wholesome, no-griefing community. Elevate your gaming experience with Playtime Ranks and explore custom-designed realms, including the End and Nether.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlueFoxSMP

Survival

This is the Best Server you should Join with a very active player base. this server supports java + bedrock crossplay.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Survival Time! 1.20.4

Survival

Come for the survival time! The Survival Time server is a survival server that does not allow griefing or stealing.

Plugins list:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

Essentials

ChestShop

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Seth SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Seth SMP Is still a work in progress but we managed to put our server in Alpha stage! Right now new plugins are being put including Free Starter Kits! Join now we want to help you guide your way! To victory! 😀

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	901	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cryptonia

Anarchy, Creative, Survival, Vanilla

A cracked minecraft server network exclusively for Aussie and hosted in Perth.

We offer anarchy, creative, and survival servers that are kept on 24/7

Java: cryptonia.in Bedrock: cryptonia.in Port: 19132 (Default) Education: cryptonia.in Port: 19133

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheBlackLotusMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Bending Server inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! Version 1.18.2. We run ProjectKorra, with add-on moves to create a PvP experience like Avatar Aang experienced! – Great Arenas – Friendly Staff – Caring Community – LGBTQIA+ friendly

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]

120server, 120smp, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Events, Friendly, java, Nogriefing, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable. We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players.

Now open to the public~!❗Join discord.sakurarealms.net for more info!

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ - an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version] Minecraft Server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	2238
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4316	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TerrarioMC

Roleplay, Survival

TerrarioMC is one of the best Survival Multiplayer servers around in Minecraft. Hop on TerrarioMC.minehut.gg to have some fun with friends and make some new friends!

We are 1.8-1.16 compatible

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FourNationsMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Four Nations is a bending roleplay server; we feature a map based directly off of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. You are able to join a nation and rise through the ranks, you can also bend the elements!

Do you want to Roleplay? Our map features your favorite locations from Avatar: The Last Airbender! Enjoy a night at Kwong’s Cuisine, grab some tea at the Jasmine Dragon, or meditate in the Spirit Oasis! It’s all open!

Do you want to Build? The Nations are always looking to expand their settlements and strengthen their empires! You can build a new Fire Nation Colony, or a Brilliant Water Tribe Town, or even help build an Earth Kingdom Village!

Do you want to Fight? Four Nations features real bending, like from Avatar! You can bend the four elements or be an agile chiblocker and fight in the Arenas! If that’s not your style, you can also fight in battles between the nations!

Do you want to Explore and play Survival? You. Can. Do. That. It’s easy on Four Nations! You can do what you want! There’s no restrictions on freedom! Explore the world, build a base, build a large fortune!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Megido: Abyss (RPG, Adventure, Soulslike) [1.12.2 – 1.20.1]

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Megido: Abyss is a nonlinear, soulslike adventure RPG server

Enjoy challenging, high-stakes stamina based combat in a nonlinear metroidvania style interconnected world. Fight through intricate environments with hundreds of unique weapons and spells, and put your skills to the test against dozens of merciless boss fights.

Engage in cooperative play with up to 2 other players, or turn your sword against your kind by engaging in PvP invasions.

Unravel the mysteries of the abyss.

Check out our ingame Noteblock OST!

Join our discord server! Hiring builders now!

https://discordapp.com/invite/P95Y75u

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7784
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Economy Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival

158.69.54.151 Please join my newly created Economy Survival server and indulge in the worry-free feature of No Griefing. Here you are able to build, create money, and pvp to become the victor of the server. Join Now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hermitcraft public maps

Anarchy, Survival

Explore previous seasons of Hermitcraft on this server. Currently you can explore Hermitcraft Season 5 to 7 For Season 7 you can also play in Anarchy mode Server maps reset on restart, with exception for the Long Term Anarchy of Season7

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.