””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vulcan SMP

Faction, Factions, Factionwars, PvP, smp, Survival

Hello! Welcome to a NEW 1.20.2 Factions server -> Vulcan SMP.

Vulcan SMP utilizes many of the best plugins available. We have custom enchants, auctions, ranks, levels, jobs, and even chat games!!

Vulcan is just starting out, but hopefully we can build Vulcan SMP Factions to become one of the biggest!

The IP Address for our server is “vulcansmp.cc”

Discord: https://discord.com/MkQhtvZVjz

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	88
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TrickyPrison

Prison

Need a great new prison server? Like pvp? Like a challenge? Then TrickyPrison must be the prison server for you. It has many different unique things about it. Here are some reasons why you should join our very unique prison server.

– Great Community – Truly Lag Free – 24/7 – Dedicated – Great Guards – Hacks are blocked such as X-ray and flying

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanguard SMP

Contentcreation, Contentcreatorserver, Minecraftserver, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, Vanillasurvival

A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

Join the war between the east and the west rn

or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

its all up to you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	208435	Animals Bred:	47
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aether Realm [MC 1.7.10]

Aether, Aetherlegacy, challenge

Pure Aether multiplayer experience with an enhanced version of the Aether mod (previously known as the Aether Legacy) for Minecraft Forge 1.7.10.

Only 1 mod is required to be installed on the client in order to join the server:The Aether 1.7.10 1.1.1 Rivoreo revision 5You can simply download the binary package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5.jar, or if you want to build it from source, download the source code package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5-src.tar.bz2.

The server numeric address is currently 116.113.133.9, in case the domain name didn’t resolve correctly.

Feedbacks are welcome.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	522	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UberMC.net

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

GTA (Grand Theft Auto)—————– Prison Dwarves vs Zombies——————— Creative PVPOP ——————————————-Cops and Robbers Super Craft Bros—————————–SkyWars SkyBlock—————————————–PirateCraft Minecraft Hunger Games—————Factions COD Infected (Guns)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZelzNet

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Cracked survival server in construction of other hubs Cracked IP (For eaglerCraft) wss://edu.vynova.net/zelznet

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Emeralds Found:	7330
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Beanstock SMP

Custombosses, Customenchants, Customweapons, Giantwarzone, Landclaims, PvP, Pvpraiding, Survival

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW SMP!

The Beanstock SMP is a group of Streamers, Youtubers, and friends trying to create the perfect SMP. We include the community in streams, videos, and fun events to bring the server together. Come join our discord and meet some new freinds!

– A simplified shop with only the essentials– Custom Weapons! SUPER BALANCED, NO crazy abilities NO high damage! FUN PVP– 25 Custom Minecraft Bosses!– 10 New Duel arenas with pro pvp kits– A new store, with new ranks– Strong Anti-Cheat– THIS IS A FRESH SERVER, don’t fall behind on the action– Claim Lands and protect your creations!– Raid enemy lands with claim busters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MagicaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

With spells, classes, custom plugins, and more, MagicaCraft sets the standard in being one of the most revolutionary server experiences in the history of Minecraft. Its unique features including 24/7 lag-free hosting, friendly professional staff, completely unique biomes, and epic builds, truly make MagicaCraft an epic way to play factions. With 4 unique classes to choose from, almost 50 different abilities, and many custom plugins, MagicaCraft truly allows you to play the way you want to. Come and immerse yourself in one of the greatest servers Minecraft has ever seen and play with thousands of other satisfied players. I guarantee you, there are endless hours of fun ahead of you. Join now: Play.MagicaCraft.Net

MagicaCraft has been operating for almost 3 years! http://www.magicacraft.net

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TFMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

discord.gg/tfmc

Embark on a TFMC Adventure! Are you ready to immerse yourself in a captivating realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than TFMC – where your wildest Minecraft Roleplay dreams come to life!

Forge Your Destiny Unleash your creativity and become a master of your chosen profession! Will you be the revered Smith, crafting legendary weapons that shape wars? Or perhaps the skilled Fletcher, arming your allies with precision-crafted bows? The choices are yours, and the realm awaits your mark.

Unveil the Portal Ready to take the plunge into an unrivaled Minecraft Roleplay experience? Join us on discord.gg/tfmc Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3002	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Aknotl

Battles, BUILD, Conquering, Custompack, Exploration, Gobold, Lore, Medieval, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaycraft, Semiroleplay, Semirp, Texturepack, Timeline, Wiki, world

Come and discover Aknotl!

A medieval World-Build server where each player participates in creating a unique story!

The server is based on several ideas:

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Aknotl is fortunate to benefit from a mature (20 years and over) and friendly community where trust and good humor reign.

Discord – Site Web – Dynmap – IP: Aknotl.fr

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Great Beyond – Prominence II RPG

Economy, Modded, Prominence, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Define your own journey and play your way as your explore the latest Minecraft RPG modpack; Prominence II RPG. You can delve into a new storyline: The Void’s Invasion, forge your own weapons and armour and build and develop fantastic machines and escape to other planets with Create and Ad Astra. This modpack is stuffed with magic, exploration, combat and tech – it’s up to you how to play!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5917
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Whiskey Outpost

Whiskey Outpost is a group of servers that provide the following experiences:

Survival (whiskeycraft.net)

* Full economy * MCmmo/Jobs/Classes/Quests * Separate mining world * Towns and personal areas

Creative (cr.whiskeycraft.net)

* Personal (unlimited / free) plots for building

Pvp (pvp.whiskeycraft.net)

* Factions + Factions plus * Arenas (capture the flag, team deathmatch, spleef) – will be re-added soon! * Hunger Games – will be re-added soon! (SG3 is the current map, more will follow.)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineLift

PvP, Survival Games

Minelift is a more prison boxpvp server, where you can increasingly improve your armor and arsenal and thus fight with all your enemies as well as having fun with many more players. The server IP is minelift.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Viking Survival

Crafting, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Plugins, Survival, Textures, Towny

**Viking Survival**

Minecraft Java Edition Towny Server

Fresh, Created 11/28

PvE Rules – Enjoyable, chill laid back experience is the goal.

Regular 1.20.2 Server, with a Texture pack for added fun.

In it for the long haul

Custom Crafting

Non-Donor Player Ranks

No Donor Rank Kits; The best gear will be earned. Not Bought.

Refer-A-Friend Rewards!

Airplanes, Go-Karts and UFO’s.

Levelled Mobs for a harder, more enjoyable experience where everything isn’t easy.

New Ores & Armor + Tool Types.

New Food Items + Recipes

Nations, With Added Wars that require 2-party Consent.

Mineable Spawners

And so much more!

————————————————————-Staff Opportunities

We are currently looking for staff but not for staff hunters.You will be expected to play a bit and learn the serverbefore being allowed to apply for a position.Looking For:BuildersHelpersArtists to Create TexturesMedia to Create Social Posts

Server Info:

Discord Link: discord.gg/tSDh8HfU3VServer IP: vikingsurvival.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”