””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1393	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

Awesome, Community, Griefprevention, Lands, Survival

Welcome to ChillTown!

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

Custom World Generation

Seasons with temperature

Custom Mobs

Professions & Levels

Custom Weapons

Land Claiming

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ProsperCraft Network

This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

Survival with plugins server-

Swim Server-

Amusement Parks!

Factions PVP Server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	861
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5895	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9556
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ReziCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1502
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Farms Harvested:	944
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6227
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	7815	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	6427	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	889
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.