””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Towns Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ManiaCraft

Pvp|Raid|Greif

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3899
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Star Shards Collected:	183

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TechyCraft

This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DragonPvP

DragonPvP Is a different take on PvP, you go around a map and loot chests for quartz, which you then trade in for currency and buy shiny new gear.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShadowRealms!

ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Worlds

Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

zombie apocalypse

This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HaftaCraft

We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

– Nixium – PvE –

We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Animals Bred:	139	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CoreCraft PVP

CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4408
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Luxcraft

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1331	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	607197

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCFallout Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StuzzCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RexCraftia

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LiveToPlay (all)

LibertyMinecraft … a comprehensive server with many opportunities to have fun, there is something for everyone, no one is bored.

We offer, ➢ Paintball ➢ SkyBlock ➢ Survival ➢ Freebuild ➢ and much more…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Buildings Constructed:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.