””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	954597	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	213

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9330	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Dimension Hops:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.