””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	782
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sotaz Minecraft Community

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheUniversCraft

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Swisscraft

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

mundo-minecraft

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Skyreach

Creative, FTB, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Neostralis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Your journey begins in Hochfels, a remote mountain village. The residents will help you by briefly explaining the most important things to you and sending you to the capital Iakania in the hot air balloon. There the whole world is open to you: Settle down in one of the many player-built cities and build your home there. Your roommates help you and donate items to you. Or venture into the wilderness and conquer nature yourself. Explore our 120,000 block custom world, map unknown terrain and loot hundreds of dungeons! Choose a class and profession, which will give you useful skills. Or pursue exciting quest series through which you can uncover further secrets of the world of Neostralis.

Visit the following pages for more information: → Our website: https://neostralis.com/ → Dynmap: https://map.neostralis.com/ → Wiki: https://neostralis.com/wiki

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creative Build Network

Creative, Factions, Survival

You always wanted a server where u can make your dreams come true? We have what you’ve been looking for: Creative Build! Now you’ll probably ask what we offer you. But that’s easy to answer. We offer: 24/7 online 80×80 starter plots World Edit Custom Plugins Roleplay Commands Griefing Protection If you have any more questions, wishes or discomforts just don’t be afraid to ask our Team. You can reach them on the server and also in TeamSpeak. So what are you still waiting for?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DroidVengeance

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

The DroidVengeance Network includes Creative, Survival, PVP, and MiniGames. These worlds are accessible from the Main Spawn Hub. Special ranks are available with donations!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MawCraft

MawCraft is a survival server with many layers of grief prevention. It features custom generated worlds including the main world, Nether, and Skylands. There are economy plugins, mob killing and mining rewards, and a charge to keep inventory after death. We feature the plugin Grief Prevention which allows you to select land to protect and trust to your friends with a gold shovel, as well as rollback features in case of emergency.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	179	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ThePeople Survival

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Semi-Vanilla PVP, Griefing, Raiding.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
New Chunks Explored:	953752	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pro Star Planet

Latest Version of ProStarPlanet.com Connect to our server with ip ProStarPlanet.com We may be Survival but we have the A.I. Reba to help you in game giving you free items. Reba was developed by CalebCintary, Owner of Pro Star Planet’s Minecraft and Website.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	7485
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zero

Zero is a parkour, mazes and puzzles server, there are over 150 levels and a hardcore system which includes 11 levels.

Server Hardware: Dedicated server / Hexacore / 24 GB DDR3 / 2x 120GB SSD / Gigabit connection

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.