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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	706757	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1379	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Emeralds Found:	6499

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	972118	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Farms Harvested:	810
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net