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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5509 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!