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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3183 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!