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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

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So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	797148	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3184
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8385
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	491283

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9982	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6927
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8800
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6344
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	8774
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Items Found:	6684
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	94	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	911218
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz