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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4465	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	482139

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	8392	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	172
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	184	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9120
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4424	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	3187
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchantments Applied:	251	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Farms Harvested:	233	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Buildings Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg