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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1790 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3305 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!