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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

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So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8547	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Farms Harvested:	309
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2660	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	131
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	13

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4070	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Items Found:	7213	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	140	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com