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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3183	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	224436	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

play.nydusmc.com

DusDavidGames

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	739	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	56	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

De DDG server .

play.dusdavidgames.nl

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Potions Brewed:	130	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Items Found:	8859	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	1893	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1502	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9303	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Votes:	3793
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	662
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7231	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	114	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1794
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139