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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1926 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 4659 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!