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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	201	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	325466	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4162

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	8622	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.