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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	494497	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5223	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	286	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	895	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.