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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4138

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4082	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2838	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3549	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	735255
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3159
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6080	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mines Excavated:	2680	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	141
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!