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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7329	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Potions Brewed:	61	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4316
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!