YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	240

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the president got arrested but then they were like “nah, let’s suspend that ish”? It’s like a rollercoaster of drama and excitement, just like playing on this server!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the president likes to bust a move.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane community where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even become besties with a llama who knows how to rap. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Potions Brewed:	96	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	80
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	152
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Farms Harvested:	879	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	122
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9771
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	7674	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	683908
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.