YoonCraft: No Arrests Allowed!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the president got arrested but then they were like “nah, let’s suspend that ish”? It’s like a rollercoaster of drama and excitement, just like playing on this server!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the president likes to bust a move.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane community where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even become besties with a llama who knows how to rap. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	248
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5096

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3837	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Towns Built:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	9209
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Items Found:	8803
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!