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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1247 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7050 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!