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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Potions Brewed:	108
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2560
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	4985
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.