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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5257	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2655	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	445
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	7796	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7249	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.