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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	159

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	235
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4634	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Buildings Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.