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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5498	Farms Harvested:	925
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Animals Bred:	100
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	970152	Crops Grown:	8983
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1575
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4272	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	630	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6622
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Buildings Constructed:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.