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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7226
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mines Excavated:	1989	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	160
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6297	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	4318
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Farms Harvested:	298
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	8288	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.