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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5280
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Animals Bred:	192
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Farms Harvested:	433	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	9235
Chimeras Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4389
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchantments Applied:	176	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	715	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!