Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 811241 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Animals Bred: 125 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Animals Bred: 112
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Runes Activated: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443
    Magic Items Found: 5173 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 5606 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Emeralds Found: 2464 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dimension Hops: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2434 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCraftMixtape

    MineCraftMixtape
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PrisonCraft2021

    PrisonCraft2021
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

    Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

    Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

    But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Buff Network

    Buff Network

    Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7336 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY