”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NavalnyCraft: Alexei’s Last Stand

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find Alexei Navalny’s secret prison diary buried underground. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden treasure?

Join us now for the adventure of a lifetime! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, this will be a gaming experience you’ll never forget. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WolfPeak

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Coins, Community, custom modes, diamonds, Economy, Events, Exploration, fighter, imagination, Journey, Mini Games, Minigames, Monuments, Npc Shops, Parkour, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, Rewards, Structures, Survival

Join the adventure and create your own world!

Welcome to PeakWolf, a brand new Minecraft server full of infinite possibilities! Build, explore, and face epic challenges in a welcoming and growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a fighter, or an explorer, our server has everything you need!

Create and Build: Let your imagination run wild with spectacular structures and incredible monuments. Survive and Fight: Defend yourself from enemies and show your skills in thrilling PvP battles. NPC Shops: Buy essential items and powerful gear from NPCs to help you on your journey! Vote for Rewards: Vote for the server and earn diamonds, coins, and much more! Active Community: Join weekly events, quests, and unique minigames! Custom Modes: Discover personalized worlds, exclusive challenges, and surprises around every corner.

What are you waiting for? Join now and start your adventure on PeakWolf!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ARWEN SMP

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Arwen smp is a crossplay server 1.21.1 [Java and Bedrock] designed and built for the community!

Discover a world of endless possibilities on a server designed for Minecraft players seeking fun, adventure, and a friendly community.

In Arwen you’ll enjoy an exciting multiplayer experience with smooth gameplay and a lot of new features!

Our server is free to play and you can obtain coins by simply playing. (Quests/Dungeons/Pool/Events/Etc.)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	456857
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

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Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftMishaps

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MissileCraft Airlines

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Smile Quest Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4867	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	7493

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockBaeNoGo

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	7723	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Items Found:	2121
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aspire SMP

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Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1090	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.