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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 308 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.
like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.
so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.
