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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9093 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6537 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Just like your friend studying abroad in Japan, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server. From unexpected encounters with creepers to epic battles with other players, there’s never a dull moment.
And don’t worry about getting groped or molested on our server – that’s just a made-up problem from bad Minecraft fanfiction. Our community is all about having fun and supporting each other, so you can focus on building, exploring, and surviving without any creepy distractions.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way (just hopefully not any creepers)!