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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1535 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 35 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a firework show on the Fourth of July, ya feel me? We got more action than US and British airstrikes hitting Yemen, except we ain’t causin’ no harm, just bringin’ the fun, ya know?
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your dream castle, or maybe you just wanna see if you can survive a creeper attack without soiling your pants. Either way, this server is where it’s at, fam.
We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the TNT” and “Find the Hidden Diamond” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your chair, depending on how intense you get). Plus, our community is as lit as a lava pit, always down for a laugh and a good time.
So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, the only airstrikes you’ll be worried about are the ones coming from your fellow players as they rain down arrows on your head. It’s a blast, literally.
