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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9631 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 22 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
