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YeetCraft – Ethyria LOLz

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YeetCraft – Ethyria LOLz

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through a world of blocky adventures. Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice while Millie serves up parfait recipes that will blow your mind. Nina, our resident Twitch queen, will show you the ropes with her epic gaming skills. And Reimu will lead you on quests that will leave you breathless. Plus, don’t forget to check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your Minecraft needs. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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    Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

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    Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

    And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

    Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

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  • The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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    The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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    Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

    Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

    But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

    Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

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  • SpoiledCraft

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    SpoiledCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

    On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

    And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

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  • MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

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    MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

    So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

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