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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 669 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 234 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!