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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 423 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 883 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!